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    • Schitz – The Farmer’s Daughter

      Posted at 6:45 pm by Gelene Celis, on September 17, 2019

      The old man sat on the stairs of the nipa hut.

      He could feel the heat radiating from his skin. His entire body was damp and his shirt, wet, as dews of sweat trickled down on his neck from his head.

      The grass gently swayed with the humid wind while the sun glared at him.

      He took a small, white handkerchief from his pocket and wiped his face.

      The farmer’s daughter walked down the steps.

      “Why do you come here for answers?” she asked.

      “I was told of the ancient wisdom that you people hold…”

      She smiled.  “We are not sages nor some kind of mythical beings.  If you’ve come here thinking those, then you are mistaken and I’m afraid you’ve wasted time and energy in coming here.”

      “But your way of life…”

      “The answers you seek can be found deep within yourself, where it has always lived.” she interrupted.  “If you cannot fathom this, then the answers will never come to you.”

      “Teach me.”

      “I can’t teach you anything.  No one can teach you how to breathe; we’ve always known just as our spirits have always lived in the same place but for you, my friend… your mind needs to stop so that you may remember.”

      =================

      It came to me in my dreams. I nothing’ed it but then it came back several months later.  I was dreaming it intermittently for months; I would get fragments like flashes of image, some dialogue etc.  Then one time I dreamed it for 3 nights in a row, which is kinda creepy but I thought it’s a nice little narrative so I wrote it out.
      I haven’t dreamed of it since. 

      *the Nipa Hut drawing isn’t mine.  I tried to find the name of the artist but I wasn’t able to.

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    • Schitz – The Summit

      Posted at 3:55 pm by Gelene Celis, on May 30, 2019

      I was on vacation in Mexico some months ago. While I was in Puebla I met someone who stayed in the same hostel as we did.

      It turns out he was from Toronto too (Mississauga). He told me about his trip to Vancouver last year, which got him started climbing.
      While I was there with intentions of diving, he was there to climb (La Malinche)

      Despite heading towards, literally, opposite ends of the earth, evidently, he and I have found common ground.
      I guess people ask him a lot about why he climbs and he answered with a quote from a book that I loved…

      “On ne peut pas toujours rester sur les sommets. Il faut redescendre… Aquoi bon alors ? Voici : le haut connaît le bas, le bas ne connaît pas le haut. En montant, note bien toutes les difficultés de ton chemin ; tant que tu montes, tu peux les voir. A la descente, tu ne les verras plus, mais tu sauras qu’elles sont là, si tu les as bien observées.
      Il y a un art de se diriger dans les basses régions, par le souvenir de ce qu’on a vu lorsqu’on était plus haut. Quand on ne peut plus voir, on peut du moins encore savoir.”

      “You cannot stay on the summit forever; you have to come down again. So why bother in the first place? Just this: What is above knows what is below, but what is below does not know what is above. One climbs, one sees, one descends, one sees no longer, but one has seen. There is an art of conducting oneself in the lower regions by the memory of what one saw higher up. When one can no longer see, one can at least still know.”
      – René Daumal

      @ La Malinche Summit

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    • Schitz – Belgian Heineken

      Posted at 12:30 pm by Gelene Celis, on January 13, 2016

      Belgian guy: “What does Heineken and the beach have in common?”

      What?

      Belgian guy: “It’s both close to water.” (Laughs)

      Isn’t Heineken, Belgian?

      Belgian guy: (insulted) “No!”

      =============

      From then on, we called him “Heineken.” 

      …as in, “OK, Heineken.  Whatever you say.”

      Note: Heineken is Dutch.

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    • Schitz – Sometimes Fingers

      Posted at 10:27 am by Gelene Celis, on October 3, 2015

      Divemaster/Instructor: “Alright folks we’re here at the Yapak, we’re going to descend nice and slow down to about 25 meters, completely down to 35 for some – check, double-check, triple-check, anal check with your partners and your group.
      When we get down there we’re gonna do some fish feeding.  We got some bread over here so you can break them down in pieces and spread it out.
      We might also come across a school of triggerfish.  If they’re around you, just kinda hang in there and chill out.
      They like to eat bread, algae, sometimes fingers so don’t go on flailing your arms around those guys.”

      =================

      Test the regulator. ✔️
      Test the BCD: ✔️
      Spit on and put some water on goggles to remove the fog: ✔️
      Appropriate amount of weights: ✔️
      Tank pressure and supply: ✔️
      Identify Dory and Nemo: ✔️
      Not flailing your arms around triggerfish as warned, with signals underwater even after the low down by divemaster because you don’t know what those are with lack of reference from Finding Nemo: ✔️
      Come back with all body parts intact: ✔️

      #BeingAnAdult

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    • Schitz – The Bad Tape

      Posted at 10:18 pm by Gelene Celis, on June 6, 2015

      “I went to audition in Canadian Idol.  I slept overnight in the line-up and then I woke up with a sore throat!  I was crying!  I called my dad.  I was like, ‘Dad!  They’re going to put me in the bad audition tape!’ I was crying so much…I went back home. I didn’t audition!”

      Wait what?  What’s bad audition tape?   What?

      “At the end of the show, they play the worst auditions in the episode!  It’s like bloopers!”

      ============================


      He ultimately got cast a leading role in a theatre in Madrid for almost a decade though he rooted for Hollywood in the beginning.

      Morals of the story:
      1.  Sometimes, as we walk our paths, we are shown a different direction that is better for us.
      2.  Before we get to our destination, we have to fail many, many, many times… arguably, to prepare us better for where we’re actually headed before we even know, ourselves, where that is.

      I don’t really care much about these things but since he’s my friend, I told him he should’ve gone to the audition anyway so I can watch it for my own entertainment… but yeah, no, had I been in his place, I would’ve done the exact same thing.

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    • Schitz – It’s All a Joke

      Posted at 7:00 pm by Gelene Celis, on June 11, 2014

      “Why are you always laughing?  Sometimes I don’t even know what you’re laughing about!  Sometimes it’s just mean!”

      – Didn’t you get the memo?

      “What?  What memo?”

      – It’s all a joke.

      =============

      Budai is said to travel giving candy to poor children, only asking a penny from Zen monks or lay practitioners he meets.  One day a monk walks up to him and asks, “What is the meaning of Zen?”
      Smiling as usual, he instantly swung the sack over his shoulder.
      “How does one realize Zen?”  Budai then takes up his bag and continues on his way.

      The Laughing Buddha

      The Laughing Buddha

      From Siddhartha
      “The world, Govinda, is not imperfect or slowly evolving along a long path to perfection. No, it is perfect at every moment; every sin already carries grace within it, all small children are potential old men, all sucklings have death within them, all dying people — eternal life. It is not possible for one person to see how far another is on the way; the Buddha exists in the robber and dice player; the robber exists in the Brahmin.”

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    • Schitz – Snap

      Posted at 1:08 pm by Gelene Celis, on May 21, 2014

      I visited a friend, who was undergoing chemotherapy, at the time.

      “WTF are you wearing?” was the first thing he said as I walked in the room.

      =================

      Cancer: spreading.

      Snooty attitude: intact.

      Spirit > Cancer = 💯

      Update: He’s well and cancer-free now.
      He’s also still quite snappy and still insults the way I dress.
      I wouldn’t have him any other way… prick.

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    • Schitz – Red Eyes

      Posted at 3:04 am by Gelene Celis, on January 6, 2013

      “When I was 22, I went trekking in the jungles of Papua New Guinea.  We slept in a village with the natives.  I woke up in the middle of the night and saw a pair of red eyes staring right at me.  I was so frightened that I screamed so loud I woke up the entire village.  The next morning they kicked us out.”

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      Yeah, I hear the natives on this one.  I don’t like it either when people make all this noise at night when I’m trying to doze off.  So uncool.

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    • Schitz – The Paradigm of the Situation

      Posted at 4:38 pm by Gelene Celis, on August 24, 2012

      (posted with his permission)

      “Man….WTF? Sounds like you are going through some challenges….take it all in stride Chicka. (ommitted)…it’s all about (omitted) you cultivate that bring happiness and fulfillment to your life. You sound like you understand this…..it takes some people forever and never to figure that out…
      But, having said that, I would kill the mutha effer that steals from me. Period. There is nothing lower, or any excuse for, thievery from a friend. If you need help in this endeavor, I work for CHEAP : )
      The complaint’s (omitted)…BUT, cup half full puts me back (omitted) all over this rig like a BALLA…. HELLA HOLA!
      Enjoy your spiritual journey….I suggest checking out (omitted). But in the end, whatever makes you a positive force and strong (omitted) is a good thing, regardless of the name it takes. (omitted)
      I take a Karmic approach to life: do unto others as you would have them done unto you. So if you point a weapon at me, expect a 10 fold reprisal. Hahah!
      (omitted)
      Take care Babe, throw a smile even when you don’t feel like it because no matter how bad it is, it’s the paradigm of the situation that matters.”

      =============

      Thanks, old friend.

      *I was going through a real rough time and him opening up when I reached out meant a lot to me.

      A “friend” stole from me and pulled a disappearing act. I don’t completely take it against him because, after gathering more information, I realized he was SOL and was just looking out for himself. I just happened to be the sucker of a target in this paradigm.

      On the bright side: I found out who my true friends are… and while it really bogged me down for some time, once I got over it, I realized that my lust for life was still intact. 
      Having said that, I’m not the same person.
      We can’t, after all, expect ourselves to fit in our clothes from when we were kids; too many paradigms on the soul have occurred just as too many biological changes occur on the body
      .

      We should take the healing time we need.
      We live in a society that sees emotions as weakness, which is really silly; if this is what you truly believe then stop listening to music, stop watching movies, stop admiring any kind of art… don’t ever fall in love… don’t bother living.
      So try to silence and rid of that nonsense mentality that emotions are a weakness and come to terms with how you truly feel about the situation and/or thing and/or person, which is very important – this is an imperative part of the healing process.  Don’t ignore your heart.
      When all is said and done, work your way into getting back up. 

      Life doesn’t stop when we get injured.

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